The Little Omelette
Once there was a little woman who had a little hen that laid little eggs. She used to make omelettes with the eggs.
One day, a fly came and ate up her omelettes. The woman went to the magistrate for some help. He gave her a club to hit the fly. Just then, a fly sat on the magistrate’s nose and she hit it with the club. The fly flew away but the magistrate’s nose broke.