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		<title>The Brahmin and the Crooks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 05:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a village, there lived a poor Brahmin priest.He was pious, dutiful and very superstitious. One day, the Brahmin left for a neighbouring Village to collect a gift that he had been promised from a rich landlord. Finishing his job in the neighbouring village, he was on his way back carrying his gift-a fat and [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In a village, there lived a poor Brahmin priest.He was pious, dutiful and very superstitious.</p>
<p>One day, the Brahmin left for a neighbouring Village to collect a gift that he had been promised from a rich landlord. Finishing his job in the neighbouring village, he was on his way back carrying his gift-a fat and healthy goat on his shoulders.</p>
<p>Three hungry crooks crossed his path. They saw the healthy goat on the Brahmin&#8217;s shoulders and whispered, &#8220;That is a very plump goat. Let us trick the Brahmin and take the goat away. We can then make a tasty dish out of it&#8221;</p>
<p>They soon made a plan. The three of them went in separate ways.</p>
<p>The first one stopped the Brahmin and exclaimed in horror, &#8220;Oh my god! Such a respected priest and carrying a dog on his shoulders? Don&#8217;t you know that it is a sin to touch a dog, or a rooster, or a donkey?&#8221;</p>
<p>The Brahmin lost his temper. &#8220;You stupid fellow, are you blind? Can&#8217;t you see it is a goat, not a dog?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be angry,&#8221; replied the first crook. &#8220;If you think it is not a dog, then please carry on. But isn&#8217;t it ridiculous that you are carrying a dog?&#8221;</p>
<p>The Brahmin hardly walked a few more yards when the second crook stopped the Brahmin and looked at him in shock.</p>
<p>`How can a reputed priest like you carry a dead calf on the shoulder?&#8221; exclaimed the crook.</p>
<p>The Brahmin yelled, &#8220;Are you blind too? This is a healthy and live goat and you say he is a dead calf. You are an ignorant fool!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;All right, sir,&#8221; said the second crook. &#8220;Please forgive me. Do as you please.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s wrong with everyone?&#8221; wondered the furious Brahmin as he hurried towards his home. &#8220;The whole world has gone mad?&#8221;</p>
<p>Now it was the turn of the third crook to the Brahmin&#8217;s path. &#8220;Sir, why are you carrying a donkey on your shoulders? It is going to bring you misfortune.&#8221;</p>
<p>Now the Brahmin was confused. Three people have said that the goat was something else. &#8220;Have I been given a ghost that keeps changing into a dog, a dead calf or a donkey!&#8221; he wondered. &#8220;I don&#8217;t want this creature.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Before it turns into something else, I better get rid of it.&#8221; Confused and scared, he threw the goat to the ground and took to his heels.</p>
<p>Coming out of their hiding place, the crooks took the goat and laughed at the stupidity of the Brahmin. Listening to others blindly, he got duped.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>MORAL</strong></p>
<p><strong>Have faith in yourself. Don&#8217;t believe others blindly.</strong></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Angus the Tartan Goat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2012 14:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once, there lived a goat named Angus. He stayed with his owners, Mr. and Mrs. Douglas. They pampered Angus like a baby. However, Angus loved chewing woollen clothes and his master and mistress scolded him for doing so. One morning, Mr. and Mrs. Douglas had to go to the market. Before leaving, they put Mr. [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once, there lived a goat named Angus. He stayed with his owners, Mr. and Mrs. Douglas. They pampered Angus like a baby. However, Angus loved chewing woollen clothes and his master and mistress scolded him for doing so. One morning, Mr. and Mrs. Douglas had to go to the market. Before leaving, they put Mr. Douglas&#8217; favourite woollen jacket on the clothesline. &#8220;Angus, don&#8217;t chew the jacket,&#8221; warned the Douglases. Once the Douglases left, it began to pour heavily. &#8220;Oh, the coat is getting wet! I must pull it down,&#8221; thought Angus. However, even before he knew it, he was chewing the coat. When the rains stopped, Angus realised what he had done. &#8220;Oh no,&#8221; he thought, &#8220;this time they will throw me out of the house.&#8221; He decided to keep quiet about it. When the Douglases returned, Mr. Douglas asked, &#8220;Has the wind blown away my coat?&#8221; Angus promptly nodded. However, Mrs. Douglas noticed a strand of wool sticking against Angus&#8217; chin. &#8220;Why! It&#8217;s the jacket wool,&#8221; screamed Mrs. Douglas. &#8220;So you&#8217;re the culprit,&#8221; confirmed Mr. Douglas. Poor Angus had to go without his lunch and dinner. He swore never to chew wool again.<strong></strong></p>
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		<title>The Dirty Pig</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2012 14:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One fine day, a dirty pig was soaking himself in a pool. A thirsty lion came to drink water, but unable to bear the heavy stench went away. The foolish pig thought that the lion cowed down seeing him and excitedly challenged him to a duel. &#8220;Maybe tomorrow,&#8221; replied the lion and turned away from [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One fine day, a dirty pig was soaking himself in a pool. A thirsty lion came to drink water, but unable to bear the heavy stench went away. The foolish pig thought that the lion cowed down seeing him and excitedly challenged him to a duel. &#8220;Maybe tomorrow,&#8221; replied the lion and turned away from the smelly pig. The pig went h6me and told his parents how he had challenged a coward lion. &#8220;What have you done you, foolish pig? It&#8217;s not you but your stench that made him run away,&#8221; explained his father. The dirty pig&#8217;s excitement crashed instantly. His father suggested that he should leisurely roll in the dirty waters so that he might stink even more and then meet the lion. The pig listened to his father. As soon as the lion approached him, the foul smell spread around and he ran away unable to bear it. Since then, pigs always keep themselves dirty so that no animal might come near them.</p>
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		<title>Work, Work, Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 04:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A. man was going through a forest. He was tired and sat under a tree to rest. Near the tree were some bushes. In the bushes he heard a whistle. The man got up and went to look. He saw a bottle lying under a bush. The whistle was coming from inside the bottle. The [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A. man was going through a forest. He was tired and sat under a tree to rest.</p>
<p>Near the tree were some bushes. In the bushes he heard a whistle. The man got up and went to look. He saw a bottle lying under a bush. The whistle was coming from inside the bottle.</p>
<p>The man opened the bottle to look inside. Immediately a lot of black smoke came out from the bottle. The smoke rose high in the sky. Then the smoke turned into a ghost. It was a big ghost, as tall as a tree.</p>
<p>The ghost was red in colour. He had red eyes, and large golden earrings in his ears. He roared, &#8220;Give me some work or I shall eat you up.&#8221; The man was very frightened. &#8220;W-what sort of work do you want ?&#8221; he asked the ghost.</p>
<p>&#8220;Any kind of work,&#8221; the ghost replied. &#8220;You have let me out from the bottle, so you have to give me work to do. I must keep working, day and night. The moment you stop giving me work, I shall eat you up.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Take me to my house,&#8221; the man said. The ghost picked up the man. In half a second he reached the man&#8217;s house. Again he said, &#8220;Give me some work to do or I shall eat you up.&#8221; &#8220;Make me a big palace,&#8221; the man said.</p>
<p>In a few minutes the palace was ready. The ghost again said loudly, &#8220;Give me some work or I shall eat you up.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Get me plenty of gold and jewels,&#8221; the man said. Soon the gold and jewels were there. &#8220;Give me some work or I shall eat you up,&#8221; the ghost said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Get me nice clothes to wear.&#8221; At once the ghost brought the clothes. &#8220;Give me some work or I shall eat you up,&#8221; the ghost said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Get me some food.&#8221; In a second the man found the table loaded with delicious food. He tried to eat, but he got no time. The ghost again said, &#8220;Give me some work or I shall eat you up.&#8221;</p>
<p>The man kept on giving work to the ghost. He could not eat at all. When night came the ghost would not let him sleep. &#8220;Give me some work or I shall eat you up,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>The man got very worried. How could he eat ? How could he sleep? If he did not find more and more work, the ghost would eat him up.</p>
<p>Then the man had an idea. He told the ghost, &#8220;Make me a tall pillar, as high as the sky. And be quick.&#8221;</p>
<p>In just a few minutes the ghost was back. &#8220;The pillar is ready,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Now give me some work or I shall eat you up.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Now listen carefully,&#8221; the man said. &#8220;Climb up the pillar till you reach the top. Then climb down till you reach the earth. Then climb up to the top and come down again. Keep on doing so till I tell you to stop. And mind you don&#8217;t waste anytime.&#8221;</p>
<p>The ghost was very happy, for he now had plenty to do. He went up the pillar, came down, went up, came down. He went on doing so.</p>
<p>The man watched for some time. Then he went inside and ate the food the ghost had brought. After that he went off to sleep.</p>
<p>Next morning he got up and went outside. He saw the ghost going up and down the pillar all the time. The man was very happy.</p>
<p>Many days passed. The ghost kept on going up and down the pillar. At the end of a month he was still doing it. He now felt a little tired. &#8220;Please sir,&#8221; he said to the man, &#8220;may I stop now ? I have been going up and down the pillar for a month.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;How can you stop ?&#8221; the man said. &#8220;You cannot stop till I tell you. So keep on going up and down the pillar.&#8221;</p>
<p>Another three months passed. Now the ghost was really tired. &#8220;Sir,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I can&#8217;t do it any more. I must stop now.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You can stop on one condition,&#8221; the man said. You must go away from here, and never come back.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I promise,&#8221; the ghost said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Very well, you may stop now. And take away that pillar with you.&#8221;</p>
<p>The ghost picked up the pillar and ran away. The man never saw him again.</p>
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		<title>Ramu and the Mangoes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 06:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A rich man lived in a small town in Tamil Nadu. One day he brought home two large and juicy mangoes. He gave them to his servent and said, “ Here Ramu, take these to the kitchen and cut them. Make two cup of coffee too. A friend of mine will be coming soon. Make [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A rich man lived in a small town in Tamil Nadu. One day he brought home two large and juicy mangoes. He gave them to his servent and said, “ Here Ramu, take these to the kitchen and cut them. Make two cup of coffee too. A friend of mine will be coming soon. Make the mangoes and coffee when he comes,”</p>
<p>Ramu took the mangoes to the kitchen and cut them with a knife. Then, to make sure they were not sour, he put one piece in his mouth. Ah, how sweet it tasted! If I eat just one more piece, the master will never know,&#8221; he thought. He put one more piece into his mouth, one more&#8230; In a few minutes, the plate was empty!</p>
<p>Ramu felt a little frightened. The master was sure to beat him. Just then he heard his master calling, &#8220;Ramu, have you cut the mangoes ? Keep the coffee ready too. My friend will be here any minute.&#8221;</p>
<p>Poor Ramu. What was he to do now ? He had already eaten up the mangoes. He thought quickly, and got an idea. &#8220;Oh master,&#8221;he replied. &#8220;The knife is blunt. I can&#8217;t cut the mangoes with it.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You fool! Why didn&#8217;t you tell me earlier ?&#8221; the master shouted. &#8220;Bring the knife here. I’ll sharpen it for you.&#8221;</p>
<p>Ramu took a large and blunt knife from the kitchen and gave it to his master. While the master was busy sharpening it, Ramu quietly went out of the house. He saw his master&#8217;s friend coming up the road. Ramu ran to meet him,. &#8220;Sir, sir,&#8221; he said to the friend, &#8220;have you had a fight with my master ? He says that he will cut off both your ears !&#8221;</p>
<p>The friend stared in surprise. &#8220;Fight ?&#8221; he said. &#8220;We didn&#8217;t really have a fight. But yesterday when he came to my house, I put on his chappals by mistake. Now why should he want to cut off my ears for a little thing like that?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m telling you, Sir, he wants to cut off your ears.&#8221; Ramu said again. &#8220;If you don&#8217;t believe  me. you can see for  yourself. But mind, don’t let him catch you!”</p>
<p>The friend crept up to an open window and saw the master of the house sharpening a big knife. &#8220;My goodness!&#8221; he cried. &#8220;He really wants to cut off my ears! I had better run away before he sees me.&#8221; He turned round and ran back the way he had come.</p>
<p>Ramu then ran to his master crying, &#8220;Master, master, your friend has taken both the mangoes. There he is, running away!&#8221;</p>
<p>The master looked up and saw his friend running away at top speed. He rushed out and ran after his friend. &#8220;Stop! Stop!&#8221; he shouted. &#8220;Keep one of them if you like, but let me have the other one!&#8221; The friend looked back and saw the master running after him with a big knife in one hand. He screamed in terror. Doubling his speed, he vanished in the distance.</p>
<p>The master soon gave up the chase and went back to his house. Calling Ramu, he said, &#8220;I never knew how greedy this man was, and a thief too! Thank you for telling me.&#8221; He then went out and came out with two more large and juicy mangoes. Giving them to Ramu, he said, &#8220;Here Ramu, you eat one. And cut the other one for me.&#8221;But Ramu was to eat any more mangoes.</p>
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		<title>Two and Three</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 06:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a small village in Himachal (A state in northern hilly region in India.) lived an old man and his wife. Both were over seventy and both loved one another. Only five other families lived in this tiny village. One cold winter evening the old man and his wife were sitting inside their hut. Outside [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In a small village in Himachal (A state in northern hilly region in India.) lived an old man and his wife. Both were over seventy and both loved one another. Only five other families lived in this tiny village.</p>
<p>One cold winter evening the old man and his wife were sitting inside their hut. Outside it was snowing. Suddenly the old man looked up and said, &#8220;I wish we could have some pakodas (Salty snacks prepared by frying vegetable mixed in gram flour batter). I very much feel like eating pakodas today.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll see if there&#8217;s any besan (Gram flour) in the house,&#8221; his wife replied. She got up and opened the tin of besan. &#8220;Oh, there&#8217;s only a little bit here,&#8221; she said. &#8220;It&#8217;s too cold to go out and buy more. So I shall make pakodas from this little bit of besan.&#8221;</p>
<p>The old woman lighted the fire and made pakodas. She made five. She gave her husband three pakodas and herself took two.</p>
<p>But the old man would not take the palcodas. How can I eat three when you are getting only two ?&#8221; he said. &#8220;Take one pakoda from me.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Two pakodas are enough for me,&#8221; his wife replied. &#8220;It is you who asked for them. You take three now. Tomorrow I shall get more besan from the shop and make pakodas. I can then take one more than you.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ll see about that later,&#8221; the old man said. &#8220;But today you must eat three pakodas.&#8221;</p>
<p>They kept arguing like this all evening. Night fell, but they had still not eaten the pakodas. At last they agreed on a plan. &#8220;It is quite late,&#8221; they said. &#8220;So let us go to sleep now. Tomorrow morning, the one who gets up first will have to eat three pakodas.&#8221;</p>
<p>So they both went to sleep. Morning came. But still they kept lying in bed, eyes closed. Each wanted the other to get up first, for each wanted the other one to have three pakodas. It grew quite late and the sun rose high in the sky. But still they would not get up. The neighbours saw that their door was still closed. They got worried.</p>
<p>&#8220;What is the matter with the old couple ?&#8221; they said. &#8220;They still have not got up. Let us go and find out if they are all right.&#8221;</p>
<p>The neighbours went and knocked at the door. They called out to the old couple, but there was no reply from inside. Then the neighbours hammered at the door with their fists. But still the door remained closed. Now they got really worried. &#8220;We shall have to break the door,&#8221; they said. &#8220;The old people may be ill.&#8221;</p>
<p>So they brought an axe and broke open the door. They then went in and saw the old man and his wife lying on their cots with eyes closed. &#8220;Oh no,&#8221; they said. &#8220;They are both dead! Let us take them to the burning place.&#8221;</p>
<p>When the old man heard this he shot up in alarm. He realised that they would both be burnt alive. &#8220;Oh very well,&#8221; he cried. &#8220;I shall eat three andyou can eat the other two.&#8221; On hearing this the old woman also shot up and cried, &#8220;That&#8217;s what I&#8217;ve been telling you all this time. If you had listened to me, we could have eaten them last night. We wouldn&#8217;t have gone hungry all night then. But we can eat them now.&#8221;</p>
<p>When the neighbours heard this they were alarmed. They ran out of the door shouting. &#8220;Run! Run for your life! The ghosts of the old man and his wife are after us! They are going to eat us all up! The old man&#8217;s ghost will eat up three families, and his wife&#8217;s ghost will eat up the other two families in the village !&#8221;</p>
<p>The old man and his wife were surprised. They ran after the neighbours to tell them that they were not ghosts. At this the neighbours were even more frightened. They ran faster still.</p>
<p>Much later the old man and his wife told the neighbours about the pakodas. When they heard this, they burst out laughing. That day the old woman brought more besan from the shop and made lots of pakodas. Then she invited everyone in the village for a feast of pakodas. You see, she was sorry that she and her old man had given everyone such a fright.</p>
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		<title>The Man with the Coconuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 04:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day a man who had been to gather his coconuts loaded his horse heavily with the fruit. On the way home he met a boy whom he asked how long it would take to reach the house. &#8220;If you go slowly,&#8221; said the boy, looking at the load on the horse, &#8220;you will arrive [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One day a man who had been to gather his coconuts loaded his horse heavily with the fruit. On the way home he met a boy whom he asked how long it would take to reach the house.</p>
<p>&#8220;If you go slowly,&#8221; said the boy, looking at the load on the horse, &#8220;you will arrive very soon; but if you go fast, it will take you all day.&#8221;</p>
<p>The man could not believe this strange speech, so he hurried his horse. But the coconuts fell off and he had to stop to pick them up. Then he hurried his horse all the more to make up for lost time, but the coconuts fell off again. Many time he did this, and it was night when he reached home.</p>
<p>Source: Mabel Cook Cole, <em>Philippine Folk Tales </em>(Chicago: A. C. McClurg, 1916), p. 88.</p>
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		<title>Fishermen story&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 06:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two men went fishing. One was an experienced fisherman, the other wasn&#8217;t. Every time the experienced fisherman caught a big fish, he put it in his ice chest to keep it fresh. Whenever the inexperienced fisherman caught a big fish, he threw it back. The experienced fisherman watched this go on all day and finally [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two men went fishing. One was an experienced fisherman, the other wasn&#8217;t. Every time the experienced fisherman caught a big fish, he put it in his ice chest to keep it fresh. Whenever the inexperienced fisherman caught a big fish, he threw it back.</p>
<p>The experienced fisherman watched this go on all day and finally got tired of seeing the man waste good fish. &#8220;Why do you keep throwing back all the big fish you catch?&#8221; he asked.</p>
<p>The inexperienced fisherman replied, &#8220;I only have a small frying pan.&#8221;</p>
<p>Sometimes, like that fisherman,<br />
we throw back the big plans, big dreams, big jobs, big opportunities that God gives us.<br />
Our faith is too small.</p>
<p>We laugh at that fisherman who didn&#8217;t figure out that all he needed was a bigger frying pan,<br />
yet how ready are we to increase the size of our faith?</p>
<p>Whether it&#8217;s a problem or a possibility,<br />
God will never give you anything bigger than you can handle.<br />
That means we can confidently walk into anything God brings our way.</p>
<p>REMEMBER:<br />
Stop telling God you&#8217;ve got big problems.<br />
Tell your problems you&#8217;ve got a BIG GOD!</p>
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		<title>The Cabbage</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 17:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, two boys, Tom and Harry, were passing by a garden. They saw a big cabbage and Tom boasted, &#8220;I once saw a cabbage bigger than this.&#8221; Harry promptly replied, &#8220;That must have been huge. Once I made a pot bigger than the church.&#8221; Tom was puzzled. &#8220;Why?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;To boil your cabbage,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One day, two boys, Tom and Harry, were passing by a garden. They saw a big cabbage and Tom boasted, &#8220;I once saw a cabbage bigger than this.&#8221; Harry promptly replied, &#8220;That must have been huge. Once I made a pot bigger than the church.&#8221; Tom was puzzled. &#8220;Why?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;To boil your cabbage,&#8221; replied Harry. Tom was ashamed and realised that he must not tell lies.</p>
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		<title>Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 17:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Christmas is approaching. You must clean the house well,&#8221; said Jack to his wife. The silly wife thought that Christmas must be a man. &#8220;Are you Christmas?&#8221; she asked all the people passing by. One wily person, who was going down the street, said that his name was Christmas. The silly wife gave him everything [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://shortstoriesshort.com/story/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Christmas.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-3671" title="Christmas" src="http://shortstoriesshort.com/story/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Christmas-300x168.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="168" /></a>&#8220;Christmas is approaching. You must clean the house well,&#8221; said Jack to his wife. The silly wife thought that Christmas must be a man. &#8220;Are you Christmas?&#8221; she asked all the people passing by. One wily person, who was going down the street, said that his name was Christmas. The silly wife gave him everything inside the house. When her husband came to know of this, he was very angry.</p>
<p>&#8220;Be careful this time. Keep the pig for Christmas,&#8221; warned Jack. The stupid woman called the man who called himself Christmas and gave him the pig. When her husband came home and asked her about the pig, she said, &#8220;But you told me to give it to Christmas!&#8221; He held his head in despair and vowed never to say anything to her.</p>
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